"Boss! Ada kerja?"
Some local dude walked in to my office a few minutes ago asking demanding for a job. I would've given some thoughts to hire him if;
#1. He had asked properly whether there's any vacancy in the company but instead of applying even the most simplest common courtesy, he asked like as if he wanted to pick a fight with me.
#2. He had spent just a few minutes of his life preparing himself. To me, he looked like as if he just woke up, took a puff of cigarette and went around looking for a job. No, he wasn't wearing anything close to decent and his breath stank so bad of cigarettes.
#3. The person accompanying him would convince me that i should hire him instead of standing behind him, staring at me like as if he was gonna bite my head off anytime.
#4. He knew what position he wanted to apply instead of saying; "Ahh, manasajatah..."
#5. If he was a foreigner.
So, I rejected him.
BAHAHAHAHHA!
In Him
#1. He had asked properly whether there's any vacancy in the company but instead of applying even the most simplest common courtesy, he asked like as if he wanted to pick a fight with me.
#2. He had spent just a few minutes of his life preparing himself. To me, he looked like as if he just woke up, took a puff of cigarette and went around looking for a job. No, he wasn't wearing anything close to decent and his breath stank so bad of cigarettes.
#3. The person accompanying him would convince me that i should hire him instead of standing behind him, staring at me like as if he was gonna bite my head off anytime.
#4. He knew what position he wanted to apply instead of saying; "Ahh, manasajatah..."
#5. If he was a foreigner.
So, I rejected him.
BAHAHAHAHHA!
In Him
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the game with the 5 or 7 stones. so long i hvnt play!
i know 2 card tricks and a few lame pinoy jokes.
hire hire?
but rubber seeds very light, so can fly everywhere when you throw it... :P
bah, when i go back, i go play... does that mean I'm hired?
but hire some more ppl!!! no fun play alone!!
Ron = manager (cos he's hiring us wat..)
sharon = supervisor (cos she's THAT brilliant!)
lyn = assistant supervisor (cos two heads are always better than one)
josh = kuli (cos it's a MAN's job le!!!)
teeheeheeeeee... ;)
apa macam, boss??
i don't know what a kuli is.
btw, ron... if he applied for 'Manager' post how? :D
You all really cho bo man. Find a new hobby la...haha!