Jiang hua yu....

Da jia hao!! Hui jie de you yi dien 'surprise' mah wo zai jiang hua yi? Jing tien wo hen xiang yao jiang hua yi. Sui rang wo de hua yi hen ban tong sui, wo hai sze jie de ru guo wo zai yung wo de lan hua yi 'blog' zai ze li, gan jue you yi dien hen...'satzzz' ying wei wo dao jing tien hai mei you kan guo bie ren yung wo zi zong ban tong sui de hua yi zai 'blog'.

Ke shi ne, hao ke si lor ying wei nah xie mei yi chi du wo zhi ge blog zi shi hui kan ing wen. Hai you ke neng hui you yi-niang-ge hai shi hui du chu lai wo zai 'blog' she me. You mah? Hmm...nah ru guo wo zai zhe li yao suo bie ren de huai hua, hui du chu lai wo zai pin de ban tong sui yin peng you, ni hui bu hui kaypoh chi jiang chu lai mah? Wo kan zui hao hai bu yao bah. Hao bu ru, wo men sze xia suo yi niang ju chu hua.

Hehe. Na xie peng you hui du zhi ge, ni men zun bei le ma? Lai wo men yi chi suo yi ge chu hua xian...

Piku tong!!!

Hahahahahaahah. Zen wu liau...

Wo yao xie ren jia da kwang gao. Ni men hai ji bu ji de zai Meiguo you na xie ming xing mei chi bah jui ba fang niu nai. Wo dao jing tien hai bu dong na ge kwang gao dao di si se muo yi sze ke si wo sze jie de, zhen rong yi gen dao. Nah zhi ge sze 'Wenlai' edition so wo jiu yong Mah-lai yu...


Hmm. Wo zhen de shi hen wu liau lor. Hahaha.

Wo jing tien he le hen duo sui. Mei chi jing che suo. Xiao bien ye sze hen bai. Nah jiu dai biao sen ti jien kang. Ni men yi ding yao he duo duo sui o! Xiao bien bi ziao hao kan. You ke neng hao kan guo Wu Zun. 0_O ?!

HAHAHAHA.

In Him

Comments

Amilyn said…
HAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHA

so tough to read but it was worth the amusement =p
7:07 PM
L said…
Wah, ni hen wu liao leh... wo hui du ni de "post", wo hen "kambang" sien zai... Wo de hua yi hen "crap" de... pin yin ye bu hui... hahaha
8:55 PM
Anonymous said…
Kamu orang Malaysia atau US? Saya Chinese
5:53 AM
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